Saturday, March 12, 2011

The Situation booed off stage at Comedy Central's Donald Trump roast

The Situation nearly booed off stage at Comedy Central's Donald Trump roast

Sitch Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino likes to talk about avoiding grenades, but on Thursday night he dropped a whole lot of 'em at Comedy Central's roast in Manhattan, where he joined Snoop Dogg, Whitney Cummings, Larry King and others to skewer Donald Trump.

After being introduced by the night's host, "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane (who warned the crowd to keep watch on the "Jersey Shore" star "in case Donkey Kong throws a barrel at him"), the Situation went up to the microphone, wearing aviator sunglasses, and proceeded to bomb all over the place. His jokes were so bad that one Comedy Central exec suggested that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, which airs March 15.

"The Sitch," as he's called, deadpanned to Cummings, "I actually wouldn't call you a grenade because you won't be blowing up anytime soon." (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop's ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.) Before long, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross, who's been at this so long he's known as the Roastmaster General, had to interject into the act to try to save the Situation, who'd already claimed he shared one quality with Ross: "This is my first night doing comedy."

"It's also your last," Ross responded, to overwhelming applause.

Still, the crowd must have been glad that the Situation showed up, because he provided plenty of amusement for the other roasters. MacFarlane joked that "the Sitch" and Snooki made a good couple because "Italians are known for grinding organs with monkeys." Snoop pretended to mistake the Situation for Snooki, "I'm sorry," he said, "all white people who act black look the same to me." The deaf actress Marlee Matlin, a surprise roaster who's currently on Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice," even got in a swipe at the Great Bronzed One. "Like the Situation," she said in American Sign Language, "I too have never heard the sound of laughter."

Calling the jokes "a collaboration between me and the writers," his dismissed the idea that the crowd was too hard on him. "No, not at all," he said, still wearing his sunglasses. "My whole career people have been hard on me, so, y'know. I stood in the pocket where a lot of people would crumble, a lot of people would walk off stage, but I stood in there. I delivered."


I watched plenty of Comedy Central roasts and everybody usually says racist homosexual or just overall insensitive jokes. I think that the crowd was probably just giving the situation a hard time. People love you one minute but hate you the next. I do know that if Lisa Lampanelli is not there I'm not watching.

Big Sean new video Hometown

Detroit native Big Sean released a new video from his mixtape finally famous volume 3. It looks cheap but it is for a mixtape.

#wwe Sunny says Her Friends Are Jealous Of Her

Sunny was announced Monday night on RAW as the latest inductee for WWE's Hall of Fame Class of 2011. Sunny, who's real name is Tammy Sytch, has since made several remarks on her Facebook account concerning the matter.

She stated Tuesday night that people whom she considered her friends in the wrestling industry who have yet to congratulate her on her honor are jealous.

"It's so funny...people whom I thought were my friends in this business I havent heard a peep from regarding my induction...and those whom I never knew were good friends have messaged me and/or texted me. HMMMMM can you say 'jealous much?" Isn't it ironic....."

She then asked that people not compare her to the current crop of WWE Divas because she isn't a wrestler.

"To not take away from any current girls: do ya'll know I'm not a wrestler?????? Ummmm hello??? Please do not compare me to what these gladiators are doing...accept me for what I am...Gratzi."

According to Nielsen Media Research, the announcement of Sunny's induction into the WWE Hall of Fame on Monday's RAW gained 219,000 viewers, outdrawing everything else on the program sans the return of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Viewership immediately plummeted following the tribute video as the Divas Championship Match between Eve Torres and Nikki Bella that followed it lost 610,000 viewers. Reacting to the news, Sytch exclaimed she still has drawing power fourteen years later.

"HOLY CRAP! 14 years later and I STILL have drawing power!! Post this everywhere!!"

She then criticized wrestling websites bashing her for her induction into the WWE Hall of Fame while simultaneously contacting her agent for interviews.

"I find it HYSTERICAL that internet wrestling websites who are currently bashing me for my induction, are also the ones who are contacting my agent/webmaster for INTERVIEWS!!!! You guys are so pathetic!! You actually think I need your press?? Monday night's press was good enough! A**holes......"

She also urged her Facebook followers to send hate mail to a writer who posted a negative article on her on The writer feels her WWE run was too brief to warrant induction into the Hall of Fame.

"These assholes need hate mail...and NOW!!"

She then added, "it's not about length's about IMPACT!!"

Later, a person mentioned Sable on her page and she said the "S word" is not allowed on her page. She added that anyone who mentions her name again will be removed as her Facebook friend.


First congratulations to the original WWE diva Sunny. Of course people will write negative things about you in the blogs and then ask for interview. People will do anything for views & clicks.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Kanye West Snubbed at Paris Fashion Week by Vuitton, McQueen, & Balmain

Hotheaded rapper Kanye West got shut out of several runway shows at Paris fashion week after turning up uninvited.

Though the fashion-obsessed rapper attended Valentino, Givenchy and Vivienne Westwood shows this week, he was not invited to Alexander McQueen, Balmain and Louis Vuitton, and defiantly faced off with organizers several times -- most of them unsuccessfully-- for access.

Last Thursday, West tried to get into the Balmain runway show at Le Grand Hotel, but was denied entry with his entourage. A source said he then snuck off to "a separate part of the hotel, so people didn't see him" after he was rejected.

A rep for Balmain show organizer KCD explained to Page Six, "Mr. West requested to attend and we let him know we would not be able to accommodate him. He chose to come to the door anyway and we kindly let him know we could not accommodate him."

On Tuesday, West tried to get into the McQueen show. "He did not make a request to attend, but he came uninvited," said the rep for KCD, which also ran the McQueen show. West was eventually let in through a side entrance by "venue management, not through the front door," snipped the rep.

Some fashion insiders wondered if West also was booted from the Vuitton show, where Kate Moss walked while smoking a cigarette. Sources said he wasn't on the list and didn't reach out for an invitation -- odd considering he designed a shoe line in collaboration with Vuitton designer Marc Jacobs in 2009. A Vuitton rep would say only, "Kanye remains a great friend of the house."


That has got to hurt Kane's ego being forced to unsuccessfully crash fashion shows. I remember when Kanye first became a rapper he said he was going to be the best dressed rapper. I suppose he is still trying. It's evident that this man has no friends in the fashion industry by the expensive tacky clothes he wears.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Lil kim ft rihanna Man down

This is what Rihanna had to say about the song.

There are also talks on the internet that Kim was sent a cease & desist letter for using Rihanna's vocals. Lil Kim went from platinum albums to blatant disrespect from pretty much everybody in the industry. I hope Kim makes a real successful comeback. Today is the anniversary of the death of notorious big, I cant help but wonder how different Kim's life would be he was still alive.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Chris Brown F.a.m.e. leaked

Its a pretty decent album. Definitely worth checking out.

Nelly gone video

Nelly - Gone (Feat. Kelly Rowland) from Shop Boyz on Vimeo.

Why wasn't Ashanti asked to sing this song? I know she is a non-factor but if you love her you should try and resurrect her career.

Nelly: Behind the Music video + Ashanti

This was another well done documentary for vh1. My only issue that I had with this program was Nelly pretending that him and Ashanti are an item. Nelly has went on the record numerous times disowning this chick. Here is what the twitterverse had to say.

It's clear Nelly only claims her when its beneficial to his career. I guess saying he was dating Ashanti is better then pointing out the numerous groupies he sleeps with every night.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Willuminati 21st Century Girl

The mini-Rihanna Illuminati clone is back with a new video.

The video starts when Cicely Tyson summons Willow from beneath the earth with a weird mysticism chant. Then Willow creates a monarch butterfly from dirt. Here are some of the lyrics.

Give me an inch
I promise I'll take a mile

Danger is beauty
I'll face it with a smile

I'm on a mission
With no restrictions
Don't second guess myself
I'm born to be wild

I am a rebel
But I do it with class

I set the boundaries
The rules don't own me
I'm living life on the edge,
I choose my path

New Music Chris Brown Paper, Scissors, Rock (ft. Big Sean & Timbaland)

Well maybe Chris Brown's new album F.a.m.e. wont flop. The tracks that leaked so far sound pretty nice. I'm sure his target demographic (clueless females) will eat this up assuming they recovered from Bieber fever,

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Music videos: Jennifer Lopez "On The Floor" Lil Wayne "6 Foot 7 Foot"

I miss the Jennifer Lopez that was a trendsetter. There is nothing unique or different about this video. Even though the lyrics talk about partying all over the world she is in 1 generic club the entire length of the video.

Inception inspired music video??? Didn't Rihanna just get sued by David Lachapelle from stealing ideas? Music artist condemn the consumers for stealing music but they are stealing as well. Lady gaga is committing identity fraud every time she makes an appearance. Everyone knows that Christoper Nolan is a genius but you don't have to steal his work.

I love this video but is it 3d??

Penelope Cruz believes Eva Longoria is a "fame-hungry bad B-list actress"

Penelope Cruz is terrified that Eva Longoria is going to break the heart of her little brother Eduardo - and she’s begging him to dump Eva ASAP! Eduardo and Eva began dating in January, just two months after Eva filed for divorce from her basketball star hubby of three years, Tony Parker.

“Penelope is worried that the romance is nothing more than a rebound fling for Eva,” revealed the source. “Penelope is worried Eduardo will get his heart broken when Eva moves on to her next flavor of the month.”

What’s worse, Penelope suspects Eva is using Eduardo to try to get close to her and Javier Bardem because she thinks the couple can help get her film roles.

“Penelope believes Eva is nothing more than a fame-hungry, bad B-list actress who is using Eduardo in an effort to further her career… Penelope doesn’t understand why Eduardo is settling for a woman nearly 10 years older - especially one who failed so spectacularly at her last relationship. She thinks Eduardo can do much better than Eva. She’s always reminding him that he’s young, gorgeous and successful and that he could have his pick of women,” said the source.

Eva has reportedly been pushing Eduardo to arrange get-togethers with Penelope and her husband to try to win them over, but the source says Penelope isn’t interested.

“Penelope has no desire to get chummy with Eva,” the source added. “And she wishes she’d leave her baby brother alone, too.”

|From The National Enquirer, print edition|

Whats the real issue here Penelope? Eva Longoria is a household name thanks to Desperate Housewives. I don't even remember the last time a person mentioned your name in casual conversation. I know you have an Oscar but what was your last movie? The audacity of you calling somebody B-list, Penelope you are coming off as a hater!

Charlie Sheen Ustream "Sheen's Korner"

Just in case you missed the the recent chapter of the sheen takeover.

Video streaming by Ustream

In my humble opinion this was boring and makes me think he had actual script writers for all of his televised interviews. The General consensus was that the show was beyond boring. Stephon Marbury was ten times more funnier when he had a 24 hour ustream channel that included him sleeping & purchasing "Tupperware" at 3am.

Lupe Fiasco says he almost killed himself while recording lasers

In a new, wide-ranging interview, rapper Lupe Fiasco dug deeper than usual when revealing his inspirations and journey to complete his much-anticipated record 'Lasers.' Speaking to Details, Fiasco said that he fell into a deep depression after initially submitting his album to Atlantic Records two and a half years ago and getting rejected for not knowing "how to do what Kanye does."

He dealt with that sadness on a track that is emerging as a standout on the final version of the new album. Entitled 'Beautiful Lasers,' Lupe raps, "If you feel like you don't want to be alive/ You feel just like I am." He remarked that he did in fact contemplate killing himself at that point "to keep from killing somebody else." Lupe also said that making his third studio album wasn't easy. "The creation of 'Lasers' was a very painful, dark, f---ed-up process," he admitted.

Notably, the admission of depression and suicidal feelings has long been prevalent on hip-hop tracks but rarely discussed in public until recent cases like Fiasco's. Last year, Kanye West admitted to feeling suicidal after the media scrutiny surrounding his public meltdown at the 2009 MTV VMAs. Before that, The-Dream said that he seriously considered ending it all during his separation and then public divorce with wife Christina Milian.

"That was the tipping point. It was less about the bruised ego but more the audacity of it. It was mentally destructive. I say it with a certain laissez-faire now because I’m past it, but back then, hearin’ that s**t, it f**ked me up. I was super-depressed, lightly suicidal, at moments medium suicidal – and if not suicidal, willing to just walk away from it all completely.”

“I hate this album. I don’t hate the music, but I hate the process. When I look at it, I don’t see song titles and artwork, I see the fight – I see the emotions, the blood, sweat and tears. There are a couple of songs on there that I love; but Lasers is a little bit of what you love, a little bit of what you like, and a lot of what you had to do."

I personally love this album. I think it is well polished mainstream hip hop album. However after reading parts of the interview you would think that the album would be a lot deeper and darker. You can tell on kanye's m.b.d.t.f. that he was in a very dark place on some of the tracks.

Chris Brown has blonde hair + Chris Bown leaks nude pictures & album tracklist

In an attempt to change his image for his new album, 'F.A.M.E.' which hits Stores March 22. Chris Brown's team decides it is a good idea to change his hair color. The approach usually works with female pop stars such as Rihanna & Janet Jackson. This lil' ploy worked to get Chris Brown some air time on the popular showbiz tonight television show, but the blogosphere didn't care. So after that fialed attempt Chris Brown leaked nude pictures of himself. The pictures can be found at worldstarhip, twitter, & tumblr etc..

Album cover + Tracklist

Does anyone else think that this cover looks very familiar?

Here’s the line up to the normal edition:

1. “Deuces (Explicit Version)” featuring Tyga & Kevin McCall
2. “Up 2 You”
3. “No Bullshit (Explicit Version)”
4. “Look At Me Now (Explicit Version)” featuring Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes
5. “She Ain’t You”
6. “Say It With Me”
7. “Yeah 3x (Explicit Version)”
8. “Next 2 You” featuring Justin Bieber
9. “All Back”
10. “Wet The Bed” featuring Ludacris
11. “Oh My Love”
12. “Should’ve Kissed You”
13. “Beautiful People” featuring Benny Benassi

Here is the track list to the Deluxe Edition:

1. “Deuces (Explicit Version)” featuring Tyga & Kevin McCall
2. “Up 2 You”
3. “No Bullshit (Explicit Version)”
4. “Look At Me Now (Explicit Version)” featuring Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes
5. “She Ain’t You”
6. “Say It With Me”
7. “Yeah 3x (Explicit Version)”
8. “Next 2 You” featuring Justin Bieber
9. “All Back”
10. “Wet The Bed” featuring Ludacris
11. “Oh My Love”
12. “Should’ve Kissed You”
13. “Beautiful People” featuring Benny Benassi
14. “Bomb” featuring Wiz Khalifa
15. “Love Them Girls” featuring Game
16. “Paper, Scissors, Rock” featuring Big Sean and Timbaland
17. “Beg For It”

Wiz Khalifa's Rolling stone cover

Everyone's favorite weed head Wiz Khalifa is determined to ride the black & yellow bus until the wheels fall off. He will be gracing the new cover of Rolling Stone with his new black & yellow hair! Besides his hair the other funny thing is that Rolling Stone called him a new face of 2011. Wiz is certainly not new to the urban culture.